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September 13th, 2005

What's the Matter, Boy?

You wonder why nobody ever
seems to talk to you
After all, you use an aerosol
and you've got three pairs of shoes
You got yourself a little education
and you keep up with the news

But when you walk in to a party
everybody stares
The girls drop drinks into their laps
and the boys fall off their chairs
Oh, but you're all alone when
everybody's leaving in pairs

If you ever stopped a moment
and thought about your ears
("Big, aren't they?" "I suppose they are")
Or that noise you make
when you've had a bottle of beer
Oh, try to make a mental leap
and perhaps it will come clear

Ohhh,
You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
And that's crass

Mmm, pin me back, Max

(bridge)

You want I should tell you something?

You see,
You're the kind of person
folks don't like to be around
You make them feel uneasy
when you say something profound
If you look close enough
I'm sure the reason can be found

You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
That's crass

Ooooh, how disgusting

How now, man with the head of an ass!
How now, man with the head of an ass!
How now, man with the head of an ass!
How now, man with the head of an ass!

Fortune Kitty!

Folks who came 'round my table in the dealer room at MFM might remember a kyoote lil' ceramic kitten with Chinese characters emblazoned upon her, named "Fortune Kitty," who was taking up a collection for Hurricane Katrina relief efforts.

All in all, Fortune Kitty raised $280+ -- which at a con of 601 is not too shabby! Particularly considering all the other money that was raised for various charities (Tiger Haven, Greyson, and of course the other artists' Katrina fundraiser).

I had a few folks enquire where Fortune Kitty's funds were going to go, so I thought I'd let you know here. laurie_robey and I raised the total up to $600 and I then put that into a matching fund at the company where I work. So essentially, Fortune Kitty's contributions got quadrupled, for a final donation of $1,200 to the Red Cross, sent to them yesterday.

Thanks, everybody! =)

-The Gneech

X-posted to mfm.

A Pride of Links

Or should a bunch of links be called a "connexion"? Well, whatever the terminology, here they are...

From Arts & Letters Daily: Nutty Professors - When eccentricity becomes scary.

From laurie_robey: Astronomers Catch Glimpse of Stellar Explosion - Ooh, it's all cosmological'n'stuff.

From bigtig: The "Ties Suck" Tie - Actually, approximately 20% of ties don't suck, but they are rare and hard to come by. I have a few in my own collection that I'm quite fond of!

-The Gneech

On a Completely Unrelated Note...

Down with en-dashes!

-The Gneech

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