February 27th, 2006


When Accessories Attack

Walking around in the winter is a hazard for a variety of reasons, such as ice, exposure, etc. But the most pressing danger to me seems to be that whenever the wind picks up I am pummelled viciously about the face and head with my own necktie.

I'll just be walking along, minding my own business, when suddenly Tie up the nose! *BLAP!* And once it starts, it just keeps on going! Tie up the nose! *BLAP!* Tie up the nose! *BLAP!* Tie battering you viciously like a moth in a jar! *BLAP!BLAP!BAPPITYBAPPITYBLAP!*

It's a hard life, being me. You should all be grateful that I'm doing it, so you don't have to! 0.o

-The Gneech, with little stars and neckties circling around his head
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