Walking around in the winter is a hazard for a variety of reasons, such as ice, exposure, etc. But the most pressing danger to me seems to be that whenever the wind picks up I am pummelled viciously about the face and head with my own necktie.
I'll just be walking along, minding my own business, when suddenly Tie up the nose! *BLAP!* And once it starts, it just keeps on going! Tie up the nose! *BLAP!* Tie up the nose! *BLAP!* Tie battering you viciously like a moth in a jar! *BLAP!BLAP!BAPPITYBAPPITYBLAP!*
It's a hard life, being me. You should all be grateful that I'm doing it, so you don't have to! 0.o
-The Gneech, with little stars and neckties circling around his head