Hmm ... portions of DC are flooding. Traffic is all honked up and I suspect our usual route to work is under four or five feet of water.
My back is sore, and I'm as groggy as a somnambulist who's been shot by a tranquilizer dart after having a nice long sniff of chloroform.
The obvious answer here is
go back to bed work from home via remote login. Goodnight! So that's what I'll do.