*lumbers around the room, knocking stuff over ... collapses in a heap*
Total up that bill! Write that check! Mail off that package!
Wow, I'm actually accomplishing stuff for a change! It's a weird feeling.
Y'know, I put my files onto CD-ROM 'cause ZIP drives got click death.
Now, all of my old CD-ROMs can't find any data.
I hate computers.
PS: Thank goodness for ISObuster. But it does grate to have to pay $25 to some third party just to keep my own data.