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November 11th, 2006

FAIRFAX, VA, Nov. 11, 2006 -- A toy Dalek on the desk of local cartoonist
John "The Gneech" Robey was quoted as saying "Exterminate the Doctor, the
enemy of the Daleks!" when asked its opinion on the recent elections. The
Dalek further added, "Dalek sensors indicate the presence of Time Lord!"

This announcement is consistent with recent toy Dalek policy on domestic
affairs. When asked its views on the Fairfax housing market, the toy Dalek
give an unambiguous comment of "Advance and destroy!" When asked if this
might be a rather extreme view, the toy Dalek replied, "Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate!"

At this same time last week, when asked what The Gneech should have for
lunch, the toy Dalek is reported to have replied, "Under attack!" and
rolled off the desk, making the sound of a Dalek weapon blast from the
floor. It is not clear if that was a reaction to the topic of lunch
generally, or merely to Gneech's suggestion of a tuna sandwich.

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