FAIRFAX, VA, Nov. 11, 2006 -- A toy Dalek on the desk of local cartoonist John "The Gneech" Robey was quoted as saying "Exterminate the Doctor, the enemy of the Daleks!" when asked its opinion on the recent elections. The Dalek further added, "Dalek sensors indicate the presence of Time Lord!" This announcement is consistent with recent toy Dalek policy on domestic affairs. When asked its views on the Fairfax housing market, the toy Dalek give an unambiguous comment of "Advance and destroy!" When asked if this might be a rather extreme view, the toy Dalek replied, "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" At this same time last week, when asked what The Gneech should have for lunch, the toy Dalek is reported to have replied, "Under attack!" and rolled off the desk, making the sound of a Dalek weapon blast from the floor. It is not clear if that was a reaction to the topic of lunch generally, or merely to Gneech's suggestion of a tuna sandwich.