Weird dream last night involving Batman, Robin, Rahz-Al-Ghul (sp?), and an alternate-universe one-eyed, three-nostrilled vampire Batman, named "Adam", whom Rahz-Al-Ghul summoned expecting him to "DESTROY THE BAT-MAN!" but who is from, as Batman put it, "One of those alternate universes where good is bad and bad is good." Turned out that Adam the one-eyed, three-nostrilled vampire Batman wasn't a bad sort, other than his desire to suck blood, and randomly putting Robin into a terror hallucination involving being shredded by machinery.
Random Bit: Rahz-Al-Ghul was played by George Clooney (I think), except he had a goatee and black suit that made him look like The Master.
Another Random Bit: It took me a few minutes to figure out why the alternate universe Batman was named Adam. When I did, I groaned, in the dream, quite literally. Adam was like, "Huh? What?"
Fear, world, for I now make my plans known! I shall make Suburban Jungle and NeverNever so INCREDIBLY AWESOME that everyone from the highest to the lowest, from the youngest to the oldest, will be compelled to read and love them!
With my crack team of hand-picked experts, I shall CONQUER THE WORLD with COMICS!
My hair is now cut!
*basks in the haircutness*