June 12th, 2007

Shiver Me Timbers


For providin' me this quiz, frostdemn should be keelhauled!

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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Your capable first materaemonde
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of goldwolfyisms
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious pastlythandra
Is always the first one into the fraydslartoo
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your shipmooncat
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grogkurst
Is currently in Davy Jones's lockersyke
The amount of money you make as a pirate$110,321
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-The Gneech, mateys
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Brigid opened the passenger-side door and tossed her enormous leather bag of papers into the back seat. "The dealership called," she said. "My car's ready to pick up."

"Very good, madam," said Greg in his worst Jeeves imitation as she got in and pulled on the seat belt.

After a few moments of fidgeting, adjusting, and general get-into-gearing, Greg started to pull out of the office parking lot. "I wonder if they ever actually do anything in there," Brigid commented.

"Hmm?" said Greg.

She pointed to an office in her building, in which was visible only a sparse orange lobby and a tall, unmanned receptionist desk. "On the first floor, there. 'OCX Concepts, Inc.' Aside from having caught a glimpse of four people having a meeting in a room behind the desk, I never see anybody come or go, or even a receptionist. I've gotta wonder what they do there."

"Well, obviously!" said Greg. "They incentivize exciting new paradigms."

"Guh," said Brigid.

"Yup! They incentivize paradigms and diversify exciting new directions."

"Stop it right now," said Brigid, "or I'm walking to the dealership."

"Would hurt you more than it would me," said Greg.

"Don't bet on it," said Brigid.

-The Gneech

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