May 3rd, 2008

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Jennifer Crusie -- "Anyone But You"

Poking around recommendations on Amazon.com for "comic novels" eventually led me to Anyone But You, by Jennifer Crusie, a pretty straightforward romantic comedy. The reviews were all very similar: the author won praise for her light, humorous style and good use of "narrative devices," while this particular book, being one of her earliest if not her first, was described as being simplistic compared to her later fare.

Not having read any of her later fare, I can't really say, but I suspect the reviews are pretty accurate. The book was a very enjoyable, light read, but definitely a literary potato chip.

The plot centers around just-turned-40-and-divorced Nina Askew (gotta love those telltale names), who left her high-powered all-career-no-play husband and finds herself in a tiny apartment starting a new life. The story opens with Nina at the dog pound, where she intends to get a bouncy little puppy to cheer her up (her ex had a strong anti-dog bias), but instead finds Fred, a droopy and dour basset hound who's 24 hours away from the gas chamber. Before long, Fred has managed to get Nina introduced to Alex, her dreamy downstairs neighbor, a 30-year-old, completely not-interested-in-moving-up-the-career-ladder ER doctor and movie buff who is totally hot but completely off the prospective list for being ten years younger. While not-quite-wacky hijinks ensue, the story does amble along nicely from there to the requisite (if predictable) ending.

I read a few synopses of other Jennifer Crusie books and noticed a trend, i.e., they're all about middle-aged (but still got it!) women, recovering from life's slings and arrows while finding steamy love with hot guys. As I said to laurie_robey, "I think I'm detecting a demographic." It's been my experience that you can tell who a romantic book or movie is targeted to by who the less-attractive party in the pairing. If it's a dumb drip who lands a supermodel, it's for guys. If it's a stressed-out or neurotic gal who lands a hot guy, it's for the ladies.

To that end, Anyone But You is a by-the-numbers affair straight out of Writing the Romantic Comedy, from "the cute meet" to "the Bellamy." It's funny, charming, and enjoyable, but nothing that will knock your socks off. The sex scenes came off kinda silly, but then sex scenes almost always do. Having the protagonist being Smart And Sassy Gal on one page, then breathlessly saying, "Do things to me..." on the next, is a sure-fire recipe for snorts.

-The Gneech
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Kero asleep

Hello, Mrs. Entity! Been Shoppin'?

No, I been shoppin'!

Slept in this morning, which is something I've been needing since somewhere in the neighborhood of 1877. Once I was up, breakfasted, and LiveJournaled, I spent some time continuing to rebuild GORT's brain. Then laurie_robey and I went off to do something about the curtains.

I've mentioned previously in this space that the replacement windows invalidated every set of venetian blinds in the house, leaving us more or less exposed to the wide world 24/7 (with the exception of the bedroom, which we becurtained as soon as it was done). We weren't real enthused about squinting out at our neighbors in our morning jammies, and our neighbors were even less so I suspect. So, pausing only to take Anyone But You back to the library, Laurie and I raided Lowe's; Linens'N'Things; and Bed, Bath & Beyond; we came away with a metric pile of curtains, curtain rods, finials (which is just fun to say), and brackets.

This was rounded off by Brigid-approved pizza from Pomodoro, which was close enough to perfect as made no difference.

We now at least have the front of the house either completely curtained or closed off by doors, and GORT is almost back into full operating condition. If I can get the scanner and drawing tablet working by tomorrow, I will put up some sort of grab-baggy thing on Suburban Jungle Monday and the story will pick up again Wednesday.

Now, I'm knocking off for the night and listening to Hot Jazz Saturday Night, celebrating Bing Crosby's 105th birthday. What a cool cat. :)

-The Gneech
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