May 13th, 2009

It's a Lion

This Morning's Conversation

Buddha: *deathstare of doom at the guest room door*

Me: Buddha, stop obsessing on Dasher.

Buddha: Obsessing? I'm not obsessing! This is the natural concern one feels over an INVADING HELLSPAWN INVADER FROM HELL!!!

Me: Actually, he's a domestic shorthair from West Virginia.

Buddha: Same difference.

-The Gneech