February 11th, 2010

Alex Spaz

So the Snow Was All "Whooooosh!"

And laurie_robey and I were all "shovel, shovel, shovel," but then the bulldozer/backhoe was all "whamma-whamma-scrapescrapescrape-whamma" and we were all "Woohoo!" and then the FIFTEEN FOOT TALL SNOWPLOW was all "vrooooooom, dat's right I'm bad" and laurie_robey and I were all "Holy crap!" and the snow was all "DED FROM SNOWPLOW" and the backhoe was all "You da man!" and the FIFTEEN FOOT TALL SNOWPLOW was all "Yes, this is true" and laurie_robey and I were all "Standing ovation!" but then it was like, "Oh yeah, that doesn't help the stuff on the roof, does it?" so I took the shovel and was all "pokey-pokey" and the snow on the roof was all "DOGPILE ON DA GNEECH" and I was all "Aack! Avalanche!" and my head got all wet.

It was cold.

I got hot chocolate now. 'sall good.

-The Gneech