What is the longest, uninterrupted stretch you've stayed offline (without mobile access either)? How soon did you suffer withdrawal pains? Did you find it liberating?
Erm, that would be the 16 years before I went to college ... y'know, before Al Gore invented the internet for us. ¬.¬
After that, would be the year or so after college before Prodigy, Compuserve, and AOL started showing up. And yeah, I was jonesin' for my e-mail by that point. BBSes just weren't cuttin' the mustard.