PS: If you'd rather, there's always The Andrews Sisters...
“I am so tired of naysayers!” Greg said. “Honestly, every time I write a column, make a blog post, or even express an opinion, out from the woodwork come two thousand people ready to contradict everything I say!”
“Of course they don’t; don’t be ridiculous!” said Brigid.
Greg blinked. “All right, two thousand and one,” he amended.