Wake me when I'm awake. I ain't got the patience for this today.

-The Gneech

“You caaaan’t ever get what you waaaaaa-aaaant!” sang Brigid. “You caaaan’t ever get what you waaaaaa-aaaant!”

“Isn’t that supposed to be ‘you can’t always get what you want?’” asked Greg.

“Not when you’ve lived the life I have, it isn’t,” said Brigid.

“Ah,” said Greg, and nodded.

-The Gneech

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Wardens make wonderful spouses. Just ask Maedhroc, he'll tell you!

-The Gneech

I'm thinking of founding a Monster Rehabilitation League. It's time we made monsters MONSTERS again.

-The Gneech

From mouseferatu: Obama orders hospital visit rights for gays, lesbians

Modified rapture! As long as this isn't a back-door to "You've got visitation rights, what do you need marriage for?" As an interim move, it's at least a step in the right direction, tho.

-The Gneech