May 28th, 2010

Alex Spaz

But Let's Escape All That Pain, With This!

This world's a great big ball of dirt
with fifty billion souls
Who like to sit around and veg
down in the dark like moles
But me, I'm just the kind of girl
who loves the open air
And bits of unburned hydrocarbons blowing through my hair!

New Soylent Clear, at last it's here!
With clearly better taste
Less people too, like me and you
and less reprocessed waste
More hearty crunch
for snacks or lunch
it's crystal clear to see
New Soylent Clear's the last frontier for folks like you and me!

New Soylent Clear. Clearly less people, clearly more taste.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.

-The Gneech