Nice going, people of the United States. Please hit yourself in the face with the nearest aluminum baseball bat.
“I’ve been fighting a bad case of writer’s block,” Greg said. “It’s really frustrating … I’m having a hard time forcing myself to be productive because everything I’ve come up with is either boring or stupid.”
“Weird,” said Alex. “I’ve been fighting a bad case of working block — I’m having a hard time forcing myself to be productive because every job I’ve had has been boring and stupid.”
“Ah,” said Greg. “Er. Hmm. I think I prefer my problem to yours.”
“So do I!” said Alex.