August 28th, 2012

Jeeves Strangle


Brigid slumped into the couch, causing Ozymandias to flee from the splash. “Ugh,” she said. “I get laid off, break a tooth, the car breaks down halfway home forcing us to walk in the rain, and finally we have to pay the apartment complex $35 to let us into our own place because we’ve both lost our keys. This has been the worst day ever.”

“Eh, it’s not so bad,” said Greg. “You could have woken up with ‘Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Goin’ On’ going through your head.”

Brigid shuddered, turning visibly pale. “Oh God,” she said. “Don’t even joke about something like that.”

-The Gneech

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