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February 24th, 2014

What the Hell, Dishes?

There are two of us in this house. I run the dishwasher daily, and yet it is ALWAYS FULL.

We had steaks Friday night. We went out to dinner last night. WHY WERE THERE SIX STEAK KNIVES IN THE SINK?

As far as I can tell, there are strange, kitchen-using aliens sneaking into our house and dirtying all our dishes at night.

I'm thinking of hiring security guards.

-The Gneech

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