August 28th, 2014

Kero asleep

Weekly Weigh-In

306.4, up 0.1 lbs from last week, for a total loss of -12.6 lbs over the past 10 weeks.


If you look at the tracking of my weight, it looks like my body is trying soooo hard to keep gaining weight, but that it just gets exhausted every two weeks and drops by a wide margin. Every time I look at this graph, I just hear a mental cartoon sound effect of a plane with a sputtering engine before going into a nosedive.

Why my body is so determined to push my weight up, up, up, I have no idea. But I'm afraid it's just outa luck. Like Patton, I don't like paying for the same ground twice, and having committed to this plan, and finding that it actually works, I'm sticking with it to the end. As far as I'm concerned, my body might as well just get used to the idea.

-The Gneech

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