December 5th, 2014


My tweets

  • Thu, 12:57: For some reason, every time I reach for the shift key on this keyboard I HIT THE CAPS LOCK INSTEAD. :P
  • Thu, 12:58: In other news, getting a lot of random new followers lately. Hello and welcome, all! :)
  • Thu, 13:08: <3
  • Thu, 13:19: RT @peeweeherman: DANNY ELFMAN BIG TOP PEE-WEE SOUNDTRACK remastered & expanded! Just out! Edition of only 2500! htt…
  • Thu, 13:31: RT @A_single_bear: I hope you are okay right now and later today and tomorrow and in awhile and also past that and also forever. I am a bea…
  • Thu, 14:17: One thing I’m bummed about in the new SJ, there isn’t really a slot for an “‘80s-tastic” character like Tiffany or Brody. I miss that.
  • Thu, 14:18: But all the characters in Rough Housing are too young for that!
  • Thu, 14:19: A character in the new comic obsessed w/ the '80s would be like the “George Carlin hippie stuck in the ‘60s” character of days past.
  • Thu, 14:20: As it was, Brody Coyote was a baby in the ‘80s, and he’s older than Charity, Langley, et al.
  • Thu, 14:21: “Totally Tubular: A SJ Retro Comic” //RT @ArakinUK: "Suburban Jungle/Rough Housing Flashbacks"? ;)
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(Originally posted this at but LiveJournal had a headache and wasn't talking to anyone at the time.)

I have a confession to make:

It takes me forever to do anything.

Writing, drawing, even simple stuff like taking a shower and get dressed, I move slowly (when I move at all) and am frequently annoyed to discover that instead of being 8:30 a.m. like I thought, it's actually midnight two days later.

This is frustrating. But worse, from an entrepreneurial standpoint, it's unproductive and is severely hampering my ability to make a living at it.

Compare/contrast someone like, say, Graveyard Greg. Whether or not his creations are to your taste, there's no denying that he is a content-generating machine. He cranks out stories, scripts for comics, you name it, at a phenomenal pace. And when he's finished with something, he just moves on to the next thing. This means, among other things, that he can take on more projects and/or new projects quickly and easily, always expanding his product base, in a way that I can't.

It's like I once said of Neil Gaiman: I create work of the same quality, but he sneezes out a short story over lunch, while I take two months to produce the same volume of work.

At this stage, some may be thinking, "Don't beat yourself up about it Gneech, you just create what you can and your loyal readers will be there!" or something similar. And while that's true, and I'm extremely grateful for it, it doesn't make my tortoise-like pace any less of a problem. Because, you see, I have to earn a living.

Forget for a moment that my vocation is writing and comics. Pretend instead that I'm a clockmaker. Say I live in Zurich, where clockmakers outnumber non-clockmakers, and while I'm a perfectly good clockmaker, there are plenty of others out there who are also as good. More importantly, the others work fast enough to make two or three clocks for every one I can force myself to produce. It's pretty easy to see that those other clockmakers are going to have a much easier time putting food on the table than I will. It's not a matter of quality or dedication or what-have-you... it's pure mathematics.

This is my biggest problem, as a creator. It takes me so long to create my "core content" that I'm already permanently behind schedule. I can't add new reward levels to my Patreon campaign in order to attract more supporters. I can't push for a ton of commissions. I can't sit around coming up with (and then producing) new merchandise. I am maxxed out as it is, and rapidly being left behind.

I don't know what to do about it. The first obvious answer is to change my "core content" to something I can produce faster, but if it was that easy I'd just go back to a day job and be done with it. I create Suburban Jungle because on some level I'm compelled to do so. The second answer is "Work faster!" but again, if it was that easy I'd have done it already. I have managed to increase my speed a bit over the course of Issue Two, but only a bit, and I don't think I can go much faster than this without completely sacrificing any semblance of quality.

So... still looking for a solution. In the meantime, I need to stop blogging and get to work. I'm behind schedule. Like always.

-The Gneech