Well, long story short, when I finally did see the doctor at 12:45 ¬.¬ I was informed that I have an upper respiratory infection and was given a double-handful of prescriptions. Also my blood pressure, which has for the past five years been bouncing up and down like a yo-yo, is apparently up again, so I was given medication for that and asked to come in for a cardio stress test.
Fortunately, I can't breathe, so it's comforting to think that I'll pass out before having a heart attack.
Anyway. By this time tomorrow I'll have two different types of inhaler, some antibiotics, and a new allergy med. I sure as heck hope this fixes it all. -.-