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Please direct your attention to the following edicts:

  1. To more accurately reflect the truth, items formerly referred to as “Adult-Rated” will now be referred to as “Raging Hormonal Teenager-Rated.”
  2. All funds being spent on stupid, plotless, explodey movies will be diverted to world hunger, which should resolve the problem in about 20 minutes.
  3. All funds being spent on Twilight movies will be diverted to space exploration and colonization, which should have us permanently settled on Mars by 2016 (including travel time).
  4. J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek did not happen. Please remove all evidence to the contrary. (See also Edict #2.)
  5. Someone get us a sandwich.

As always, your cooperation in these matters is appreciated. Please continue to enjoy your pleasant lives under our benevolent rule.

-The Gneech

Originally published at gneech.com. You can comment here or there.

Comments

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exatron
Jun. 24th, 2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
If number 4 were true, then what happened to the world's lens flare supply?
the_gneech
Jun. 24th, 2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
They were used as safety lights on the Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia. *nods sagely*

-TG
applejinx
Jun. 24th, 2012 04:08 pm (UTC)
What kinda sandwich? :)
the_gneech
Jun. 24th, 2012 04:12 pm (UTC)
"Delicious." *nods*

-TG
dhlawrence
Jun. 24th, 2012 04:49 pm (UTC)
On the bright side, even though we're running late getting to Mars we did get to skip over the Eugenics Wars.
the_gneech
Jun. 24th, 2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
Definitely a plus, there.

-TG
maus_merryjest
Jun. 24th, 2012 06:36 pm (UTC)
#4: Can we have this, and a the same time keep Zachary Quinto as Young Spock?


Just sayin'.... XD
stilghar
Jun. 25th, 2012 04:03 am (UTC)
Addenda:
I. Funds related to Items #2 and 3 shall include all proceeds from/for Professional Sports Events.

II. Funds related to College sports events shall be split between I above and the salaries of local educators.

III. No person, business or vehicle may display the logo of any sports team, college or professional, unless they are affiliated with the team in question and acting on official business thereof.

IV. Items referenced in #1, but actually containing decent plot and believable, likable characters, shall be exempt. Example: If you can skip the naughty bits and still enjoy the work, but the naughty bits make sense, it shall be exempt. This is expected to apply mostly to text-based productions.

Thank you,
Permanent Special Undersecretary for Geek Relations

Edited at 2012-06-25 04:04 am (UTC)
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