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I declare!
There’s something in my chair!
It’s giving me a scare
and I wish it wasn’t there.
Usually it’s rare
to see anything but air
in my seat below the stair
and its cushion with a tear.
I don’t suspect that it will share
and perhaps I should beware;
I could touch it if I dare
and its soul would be laid bare
but it’s giving me a glare
which I just don’t think is fair.
I should really grow a pair
and remove it from my lair.
Or to extract it from my hair
maybe I should ask the mayor?
But I think she just won’t care
about the something in my chair.

-The Gneech

Originally published at gneech.com. You can comment here or there.

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( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
smrgol_t_kirin
Jan. 10th, 2013 02:55 pm (UTC)
Imagine that!

It's just the cat.
the_gneech
Jan. 10th, 2013 02:57 pm (UTC)
If he fits in it, he sits in it!

-TG
kelloggs2066
Jan. 10th, 2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
Don't sit on the tribble
the_gneech
Jan. 11th, 2013 12:52 am (UTC)
'cos it will bite and nibble!

-TG
c_eagle
Jan. 11th, 2013 08:30 am (UTC)
Sound like it's quite debonaire!
the_gneech
Jan. 11th, 2013 12:52 pm (UTC)
I saw what you did thar!

-TG
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