John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
the_gneech

I Declare! There’s Something In My Chair!

I declare!
There’s something in my chair!
It’s giving me a scare
and I wish it wasn’t there.
Usually it’s rare
to see anything but air
in my seat below the stair
and its cushion with a tear.
I don’t suspect that it will share
and perhaps I should beware;
I could touch it if I dare
and its soul would be laid bare
but it’s giving me a glare
which I just don’t think is fair.
I should really grow a pair
and remove it from my lair.
Or to extract it from my hair
maybe I should ask the mayor?
But I think she just won’t care
about the something in my chair.

-The Gneech

Originally published at gneech.com. You can comment here or there.

Tags: geekery, poetry, risk a verse, silly stuff, the horrible truth, yog-sothothery
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