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16 Tons (of Stuff In My Nose)

(To the tune of "16 Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford...)

You blow 16 tons of junk out your nose
try to do it discreetly where it doesn't show
You blow 16 tons, and what happens then?
You get out another tissue and do it again

Sinusitis is a crap malady
you have it every day but get no sympathy
You blow 16 tons out your nose every day
but it ain't good for nothing, so you throw it away

You blow 16 tons of junk out your nose
try to do it discreetly where it doesn't show
You blow 16 tons, and what happens then?
You get out another tissue and do it again

If boogers were gold I'd be a rich man
instead crusty dragons fill my garbage can
If I had stock in Kleenex I could pay my own way
'cos I use at least twelve boxes every day

You blow 16 tons of junk out your nose
try to do it discreetly where it doesn't show
You blow 16 tons, and what happens then?
You get out another tissue and do it again

Blowing out 16 tons, you'd think I'd lose weight
The Sinusitis Diet man, sure would be great!
When doomsday arrives, I'll know how it goes:
I'm going to blow the whole world right out through my nose

You blow 16 tons of junk out your nose
try to do it discreetly where it doesn't show
You blow 16 tons, and what happens then?
You get out another tissue...
...and you do it again!

-The Gneech

Originally published at gneech.com. You can comment here or there.

Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
the_mcp
Jan. 25th, 2013 03:40 pm (UTC)
Blue Diamond's "Soy and Wasabi" almonds. A few handfuls of those will clear out your sinuses right quick. :D
the_gneech
Jan. 25th, 2013 03:52 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but then I'd need to eat another handful 15 minutes later. My nose never stops!

-TG
the_mcp
Jan. 25th, 2013 04:52 pm (UTC)
Well, at least almonds are nutritious. :)
sirfox
Jan. 26th, 2013 03:10 am (UTC)
Sounds like time to pour some warm saltwater through your face.
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