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  • Tue, 12:47: Not who I was thinking of, but I like it. // RT @jonastronic: oh, like Captain America and Batman? Yeah, that was a good road trip.
  • Tue, 12:47: Behold! I dip my potato chip into my potato soup and... POTATOCEPTION. #Bwaaaa
  • Tue, 12:57: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My proposition today is a simple one: ten million dollars to whoever kills the Batman.
  • Tue, 12:58: No. // RT @Inkblitzer: Does it have to be Batman? Can it be a guy who looks like a bat?
  • Tue, 12:58: Child's play. I could do that myself if I wanted. // RT @SeiferA: what if we killed the robin?
  • Tue, 13:01: No. // RT @marktspence: What about a guy with rabies? #AskingForAFriend
  • Tue, 13:02: What you do on your own time is not my concern. /RT @Inkblitzer: Can't we just kill Superman? At least that guy has a predictable weakness.
  • Tue, 13:04: "Kill the Batman!" "But I am le tired..." // RT @Inkblitzer: We'd pretty much be the worst supervillians ever.
  • Tue, 13:05: What would be the point? // RT @NEligahn: Can't we just kill Aquaman? It'd be easier...
  • Tue, 13:18: Laserctopus! /RT @NEligahn: We create genetically insane giant sharks and unleash them on mankind. It works for SyFy and The Asylum movies.
  • Tue, 13:20: IN 3-D! // RT @NEligahn: Laserctopus vs UBERMECHAShark vs Squidtosharktadino vs Sharkdragon. I'd film it. *Sagenods.*
  • Tue, 13:26: RT @AlamoDC: Prepare for a roundhouse kick to your cinematic face with ENTER THE DRAGON tonight Tix http://t.co/5WCaac7cM1
  • Tue, 13:33: Wait, wait, what? No, of course I didn't say "kill the Batman." I said THRILL! "Thrill the Batman!" I was trying to entertain you, Bats!
  • Tue, 13:37: RT @DookFerret: Photoset: ask-20thesassyslendy: junk-os: sometimes your 13-year old self teach you things. good things. This... http://t.co
  • Tue, 13:40: Only if he prn. it "dee." /RT @miniapplejack: Sounds like Side Show Bob on the Simpsons (I suppose he's German since he said Die Bart Die!)
  • Tue, 13:43: Carl Reiner in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was pretty evil. #reinemachefrau // RT @marktspence: And no one who speaks German could be evil!
  • Tue, 13:46: CLEANING WOMAN??? *goes berserk* (This has been my tribute to @SteveMartinToGo.)
  • Tue, 13:57: RT @dduane: And now we're left with the question: WTF WAS IT?? http://t.co/2N6zm7wgfG
  • Tue, 14:02: I have a Klout score of 54! I'm pretty sure that means I'm a fictional character. Wouldn't surprise me.
  • Tue, 14:04: I'm internationally unknown! // RT @Inkblitzer: Wow, you're like... pseudo famous!
  • Tue, 14:13: There's Nothing I Don't Love About This. http://t.co/qcr4AuVSml
  • Tue, 15:02: RT @beatonna: agreed RT @Sunfire2109 "The Distress of the Privileged" is a blog entry about this that I think is critical and fair. http://…
  • Tue, 15:10: I started to make a joke that I had the lyrics from "Love Is Blue" stuck in my head... only to discover to my shock that it really has some.
  • Tue, 15:11: Also, the lyrics to "Love Is Blue" are incredibly depressing. I'm glad nobody uses them. XP
  • Tue, 15:12: Speaking of awful lyrics, did you know that the original Star Trek theme has lyrics? I'm glad nobody uses those, too.
  • Tue, 16:41: I just made a basic javascript function work! Good for me! ^.^ (Disclaimer: I have almost no training or experience w/ javascript.)
  • Tue, 17:01: RT @VeryShortStory: "I missed you," I said. You laid there, still and quiet. I took up my pen and dragged it across your pages. Suddenly we…
  • Tue, 23:04: Michael Macbeth story submission off! :) Wish me luck. ^.^'
  • Tue, 23:27: *looks in the mirror, makes a 'Crazed Villain Casting Spell' pose* SLEEEEEEP! *falls over* ZZzzzz....
  • Tue, 23:28: http://t.co/VeDqlvm4gf

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kylet
May. 29th, 2013 05:56 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reminding me why I don't have a Twitter account. I just get a headache trying to follow this.

I WILL look up the Star Trek song lyrics now, though!
the_gneech
May. 29th, 2013 06:02 pm (UTC)
It works better in context. :) The display would probably be easier to read without the time stamp, too. Oh well!

-TG
kylet
May. 29th, 2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
But that's one of the reasons why I hate Twitter, there IS no context. Unless you want to follow everyone you're following.
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