My tweets

Tue, 12:29: The best part about being a pro writer at home? I'll be able to knock off for a nap from time to time w/out feeling guilty. :P
Tue, 13:45: RT @arcgryph: Good morning, everyone, I'm Tim Cook. Today, we at Apple would like to announce that we're releasing...THE KRAKEN!
Tue, 13:47: #Dasher is technically a cat. But he acts like a dog and quacks like a duck. Species dysphoria maybe?
Tue, 13:49: Vet seems sure he's a cat. Maybe he was raised by duck-speaking dogs. /RT @Inkblitzer: He's a duck in disguise that's been raised by dogs.
Tue, 13:50: Part of the animal cruelty witness protection program, maybe? // RT @Inkblitzer: Or your cat bribed the vet.
Tue, 13:52: We believe #Dasher may have been hit by a car before we got him, but that might have been an assassination attempt.
Tue, 13:53: Or possibly just a particularly goofy cat. :D // RT @Inkblitzer: Maybe he's a spy!
Tue, 14:00: RT @ricky_ii: The #iPhone5S camera sounds great and all, but can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Tue, 14:06: Every day of #TwitterPonies. // RT @Inkblitzer: Who's a silly pony? Whooo's a silly pony? http://t.co/abaxa9z1dQ
Tue, 14:20: Despite the Thomson Twins' warning, I messed with Dr. Dream. Turns out they were right.

Tue, 15:00: Truth. http://t.co/Y1mvbOHAci
Tue, 15:12: I may be wrong, but I suspect "_____ Hulk" might be getting played out.
Tue, 15:58: Cool article. /RT @Esquiremag: Bill Murray wisdom: "People confuse friendship and relaxation." http://t.co/BlYysOsRWv
Tue, 16:08: RT @thelindsayellis: Finally, a catcaller that truly reaches me. "Hey, Baby, I’m Terrified Of My Looming Mortality!" http://t.co/CvoClpqlxa…
Tue, 16:19: The screenshot of the multi-hued iPhone models reminds me of the unveiling of the rainbow daleks a couple years back.
Tue, 16:19: o/` Go, go, Power iPhones! Mighty Morphin' Power iPhoooones! o/`
Tue, 16:20: That said, I notice still no royal purple. :P Fie upon you, Apple!
Tue, 19:30: Meh. I need to de-stress. :P
Tue, 21:19: A man and his dog were killed in a car accident; they approached a pair of pearly gates and were greeted by an angel... (cont'd)
Tue, 21:20: The angel said, "You can come in sir, but no dogs in Heaven." The man said, "Are you kidding? Forget it." (cont'd)

Tue, 21:21: The man walked on, and came to a plain wooden door with another angel, who said, "Welcome!" (cont'd)
Tue, 21:21: The man said, "Dogs allowed in here?" The angel said, "Of course!" The man said, "Wait... what was that other place?" (cont'd)
Tue, 21:22: The angel said, "Well DUH, that's hell. Where else would people who'd abandon their best friend go?"
Tue, 21:22: That little story was for @demiurgent.
Tue, 21:23: Soarin thinks my tweets are BRILLIANT! :D //RT @DanathTiger: Your icon makes it look like you're applauding your own joke. I like it. :D
Tue, 21:36: Heh! So it is. http://t.co/5Vqk0MGR4O I never saw that one! //RT @ShivaeStudios: That's my favorite Twilight Zone episode!
Tue, 23:25: Welp, @Inkblitzer got me to watch the "What Does the Fox Say?" thing that's being passed around. ...And now my brain hurts.
Tue, 23:36: Gnite world. :) Have an awesome tomorrow. I'd appreciate it.
Wed, 09:27: RT @MikeStackpole: This Brutal Obituary Is a Reminder to Be Good to Your Children http://t.co/mEoXNFLijU via @zite
Wed, 09:39: XKCD is brutal today. http://t.co/P58tUo0G6W

Wed, 10:06: The lack of coffeecake in this house is a perennial problem.
Wed, 10:18: I always boggle when nasty and abusive people are attracted to a fandom of cartoon ponies all about friendship. "What are you here for?"
Wed, 10:20: Could be. Lord knows we try. //RT @miniapplejack: It's possible they are looking for a way out of the nasty and abusive realm they live in.
Wed, 10:21: It's true of all humans, I'd guess. /RT @zorinlynx: I’ve been in several fandoms and all I can say is this sort of person is in all of them.
Wed, 10:23: It's possible; I just can't grok it. /RT @CanisRufusUK: because they see other people being happy and don't like it, so join in to spoil it.
Wed, 10:44: RT @FakeTSR: And never, never start reading an unfinished epic fantasy series by a writer over the age of 50.