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John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech ) wrote, 2013 -09 -11 12:00:00 John "The Gneech" Robey the_gneech 2013 -09 -11 12:00:00 My tweets Tue, 12:29 : The best part about being a pro writer at home? I'll be able to knock off for a nap from time to time w/out feeling guilty. :P Tue, 13:45 : RT @arcgryph : Good morning, everyone, I'm Tim Cook. Today, we at Apple would like to announce that we're releasing...THE KRAKEN! Tue, 13:47 : #Dasher is technically a cat. But he acts like a dog and quacks like a duck. Species dysphoria maybe? Tue, 13:49 : Vet seems sure he's a cat. Maybe he was raised by duck-speaking dogs. /RT @Inkblitzer : He's a duck in disguise that's been raised by dogs. Tue, 13:50 : Part of the animal cruelty witness protection program, maybe? // RT @Inkblitzer : Or your cat bribed the vet. Tue, 13:52 : We believe #Dasher may have been hit by a car before we got him, but that might have been an assassination attempt. Tue, 13:53 : Or possibly just a particularly goofy cat. :D // RT @Inkblitzer : Maybe he's a spy! Tue, 14:00 : RT @ricky_ii : The #iPhone5S camera sounds great and all, but can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Tue, 14:06 : Every day of #TwitterPonies . // RT @Inkblitzer : Who's a silly pony? Whooo's a silly pony? http://t.co/abaxa9z1dQ Tue, 14:20 : Despite the Thomson Twins' warning, I messed with Dr. Dream. Turns out they were right. Tue, 15:00 : Truth. http://t.co/Y1mvbOHAci Tue, 15:12 : I may be wrong, but I suspect "_____ Hulk" might be getting played out. Tue, 15:58 : Cool article. /RT @Esquiremag : Bill Murray wisdom: "People confuse friendship and relaxation." http://t.co/BlYysOsRWv Tue, 16:08 : RT @thelindsayellis : Finally, a catcaller that truly reaches me. "Hey, Baby, I’m Terrified Of My Looming Mortality!" http://t.co/CvoClpqlxa … Tue, 16:19 : The screenshot of the multi-hued iPhone models reminds me of the unveiling of the rainbow daleks a couple years back. Tue, 16:19 : o/` Go, go, Power iPhones! Mighty Morphin' Power iPhoooones! o/` Tue, 16:20 : That said, I notice still no royal purple. :P Fie upon you, Apple! Tue, 19:30 : Meh. I need to de-stress. :P Tue, 21:19 : A man and his dog were killed in a car accident; they approached a pair of pearly gates and were greeted by an angel... (cont'd) Tue, 21:20 : The angel said, "You can come in sir, but no dogs in Heaven." The man said, "Are you kidding? Forget it." (cont'd) Tue, 21:21 : The man walked on, and came to a plain wooden door with another angel, who said, "Welcome!" (cont'd) Tue, 21:21 : The man said, "Dogs allowed in here?" The angel said, "Of course!" The man said, "Wait... what was that other place?" (cont'd) Tue, 21:22 : The angel said, "Well DUH, that's hell. Where else would people who'd abandon their best friend go?" Tue, 21:22 : That little story was for @demiurgent . Tue, 21:23 : Soarin thinks my tweets are BRILLIANT! :D //RT @DanathTiger : Your icon makes it look like you're applauding your own joke. I like it. :D Tue, 21:36 : Heh! So it is. http://t.co/5Vqk0MGR4O I never saw that one! //RT @ShivaeStudios : That's my favorite Twilight Zone episode! Tue, 23:25 : Welp, @Inkblitzer got me to watch the "What Does the Fox Say?" thing that's being passed around. ...And now my brain hurts. Tue, 23:36 : Gnite world. :) Have an awesome tomorrow. I'd appreciate it. Wed, 09:27 : RT @MikeStackpole : This Brutal Obituary Is a Reminder to Be Good to Your Children http://t.co/mEoXNFLijU via @zite Wed, 09:39 : XKCD is brutal today. http://t.co/P58tUo0G6W Wed, 10:06 : The lack of coffeecake in this house is a perennial problem. Wed, 10:18 : I always boggle when nasty and abusive people are attracted to a fandom of cartoon ponies all about friendship. "What are you here for?" Wed, 10:20 : Could be. Lord knows we try. //RT @miniapplejack : It's possible they are looking for a way out of the nasty and abusive realm they live in. Wed, 10:21 : It's true of all humans, I'd guess. /RT @zorinlynx : I’ve been in several fandoms and all I can say is this sort of person is in all of them. Wed, 10:23 : It's possible; I just can't grok it. /RT @CanisRufusUK : because they see other people being happy and don't like it, so join in to spoil it. Wed, 10:44 : RT @FakeTSR : And never, never start reading an unfinished epic fantasy series by a writer over the age of 50.