John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
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I Love Onions, by Donald Cochrane & John Hill

"I Love Onions," by Donald Cochrane and John Hill

I don't like snails or toads or frogs
Or creepy things living under logs
But mmm, I love onions!

I don't like to dance with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head
But mmm, I love onions!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby Dick the Great White Whale
But mmm, I love onions!

I don't like shoes that pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose
But mmm, I love onions!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!


Onion is a tuberous vegetable, and is a member of the genus "Stinkus Delicioso." It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs and their friends in Nubia. It causes watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin but it is very, very tasty.

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!


How vewy, vewy twuuuue!
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