John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey

My tweets

  • Mon, 14:46: Dear Stomach: You've had plenty of food, shut up.
  • Mon, 15:13: "Tall," "grande," and "venti" didn't just come from nowhere. There is actually a "short," SBX just doesn't usually offer it.
  • Mon, 15:14: "Short" is a demitasse, one of those tiny espresso cups. So one twice that size is a "tall."
  • Mon, 15:14: "Grande" just means "large." "Venti" means "twenty," as in 20 oz.
  • Mon, 15:15: The "trenta" that never really took off? That was "thirty." As in 30 oz.
  • Mon, 15:17: When I was a barista, it used to drive me bonkers that people would come in and complain "I don't want none of them fru-fru coffees."
  • Mon, 15:17: DUDE. That's what Starbucks SELLS. Don't come here if that's what you don't want. McDonald's is RIGHT THERE.
  • Mon, 15:19: @HyPerRifiC D'Oh!
  • Mon, 15:20: It was weird how they always said "fru-fru coffee," too. Like they'd all read the same script. :P
  • Mon, 15:28: RT @DalekThay: I am PRESENTED with a CONUNDRUM.
  • Tue, 11:59: RT @ErikaMoen: Proposed Twitter Feature: You get sent a gummy bear every time you don't post cryptic sad tweets.
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