- Thu, 14:47: In a world… of relentless brown… one man will rise… by the power of his stubble… to follow prearranged breadcrumbs… and rule the world...
- Thu, 14:50: “You are the chosen one… the white male anti-hero… we beg you to please… do whatever it is you wanted to do anyway…"
- Thu, 15:00: Solomon Grundy does indeed, wants pants.
- Thu, 15:06: Yup, that’s creepypasta. //RT @DatBirdbrain: @GoatSocks http://t.co/6DOlU2mYUD
- Thu, 15:30: http://t.co/tpnbr11Zqr
- Thu, 16:11: For sale, cheap: one cat, perfect for dog owners. Won’t shut up, tears apart trash cans, pees everywhere. -.- #Dasher
- Thu, 17:20: I wonder what I’m going to do for dinner.
- Thu, 17:48: RT @JElvisWeinstein: I'm going to be on "Self Employed Undercover Boss". I can't believe I didn't recognize me that day!
- Thu, 18:08: How about “Ha1lHydr4”? //RT @JElvisWeinstein: I wonder how many people changed their passwords to "heartbleed" today? #hideinplainsight
- Fri, 07:42: o/` My Little Stonehenge, My Little Stonehenge, aaah-aah-aaah-AAAH-aaah… o/`
- Fri, 07:43: o/` I used to wonder what menhirs might be... (My Little Stonehenge) ’til you came and shared their magic with me… o/`
- Fri, 07:45: Once there were ponies; nobody knew who dey were or where dey came from…/RT @Slypenslyde: My Little Stonehenge is totally a Spinal Tap gig
- Fri, 07:52: RT @DMDash71: @the_gneech Granite slabwork, tons of stone! /A beautiful plinth that stands alone.
- Fri, 07:52: RT @DMDash71: @the_gneech Marking seasons, it's an easy feat! /And England makes it all complete!
- Fri, 07:58: Have I mentioned how much I love having intelligent and creative friends?
- Fri, 08:04: Dear weather: We discussed this. Today is the day we go see the cherry blossoms. You are supposed to be exactly like yesterday.
- Fri, 08:04: Lose the clouds please. By 9:30 a.m. latest.
- Fri, 08:06: The Late, Great American Promise http://t.co/gIxEs86rL6
- Fri, 09:02: This is Mayhem and Mowser, two of three wild and crazy @fcrt brothers who need a good home. #FancyCats http://t.co/QZxAMbzBGu
- Fri, 09:05: This is Merlin, the third @fcrt brother who needs a home. #FancyCats http://t.co/OvIbFwpSYu
- Fri, 09:19: This is JJ, 12-year old @fcrt kitty who doesn't fare well in a pen & badly needs a foster/forever home. #FancyCats http://t.co/HLLwLp2ZbY
- Fri, 10:53: Ignore the awful title of this otherwise awesome article. http://t.co/XVRc980ayM #Muppets #GenerationX
- Fri, 11:54: This is for @mlp_Spike. https://t.co/PvX8Srii11
