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  • Mon, 00:02: Judge Me By My Sighs, Would You?: Suburban Jungle http://t.co/V5KkcvXFcx
  • Mon, 09:25: Milk: It does a body good. http://t.co/nx4cVso3M0
  • Mon, 09:38: @MLP_Birdcat I’ve had so much stress in the past five years that I’ve forgotten what it was like to not be stressed. :-`
  • Mon, 11:18: RT @onezumi: REMEMBER! "Books" are just "boobs" with a "k". And boobs are the best
  • Mon, 11:49: RT @TheTweetOfGod: The next time I create mankind I'll conduct an environmental impact study first.
  • Mon, 11:50: Monday Fun Fact: I have 976 followers on Twitter.
  • Mon, 11:51: I only have half that many here in my living room.
  • Mon, 11:53: A few of my followers are legit celebs, yo. That kinda blows my mind. The rest are just generally awesome people.
  • Mon, 11:54: I’m internet-famous! *strikes a pose* //RT @BirdCatOOC: well, i think you’re a celeb. ;)
  • Mon, 11:55: Seriously tho, I’m grateful for all of my followers/readers/audience/people who don’t attack me on sight.
  • Mon, 11:56: �.� //RT @GoatSocks: *... slowly hides the wiffle bat*
  • Mon, 11:57: Remember: If you enjoy reading my tweets half as much as I enjoy posting them, then I’ve enjoyed them twice as much as you.
  • Mon, 11:57: *crushed by a 16-ton weight*
  • Mon, 11:57: RT @SciencePorn: Go home waves you're drunk. This is called cross sea btw http://t.co/5Cv1UUo8QX
  • Mon, 11:58: That’s why you haven’t attacked me on sigh? O.o //RT @tobiasgies: Only because I haven't had the pleasure to meet you yet :P
  • Mon, 11:58: On sight, even.
  • Mon, 11:58: Although attacking someone on sigh would make Peanuts a much more violent comic strip.
  • Mon, 11:59: Don’t use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! //RT @Kyyanno: but what if we enjoy them twice as much as half as much as you do?
  • Mon, 12:00: I’d make a great elf. //RT @Inkblitzer: And then The Gneech disappears to go off to live with the elves.


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