My tweets

Thu, 12:07: This is why we can’t have nice things. //RT @Slypenslyde: The internet http://t.co/deKOVcUwXI
Thu, 12:31: Surveys reveal: a shot of espresso with a packet of Splenda is not an adequate replacement for a SBX Doubleshot.
Thu, 12:39: RT @SteveMartinToGo: This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
Thu, 12:42: RT @gbfans: Ever wondered what happened at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man company after the events in 1984? UCB Comedy goes... http://t.co/z…
Thu, 15:13: RT @DRUNKHULK: GEORGE LUCAS ALREADY MAKING CHANGES TO NEW STAR WARS SEQUELS! TRUE FANS KNOW HAN BROKE HIS ANKLE FIRST!
Thu, 15:23: Gah! Hang in there @Yappyfox! #HugsForYappy
Thu, 16:08: The story of my life needs a hot springs episode.
Thu, 16:10: Of course there’s a Glee Cast version of “Happy.” It was probably illegal for there not to be.
Thu, 19:40: Okay, now #Dasher’s having tummy troubles. WTH, universe?
Thu, 22:25: KarmaKat Commish 1/4 http://t.co/PHrOiP2NBf

Thu, 22:26: KarmaKat Commish 1/4: http://t.co/B3phUHfWfh
Thu, 22:48: KarmaKat Commission http://t.co/BkDG9utaBB
Thu, 22:53: *double-clicks on @SeiferA and @Inkblitzer*
Thu, 23:05: RT @robfee: When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this ha…
Thu, 23:06: Good night, world. Have an awesome tomorrow. :)
Fri, 05:47: #Dasher is hungry this morning! Hopefully last night was just a bout of indigestion.
Fri, 06:38: RAWR
Fri, 06:47: HOW DARE YOU SIR http://t.co/BN7sbcx9pF
Fri, 07:02: Heh— there’s a film adaptation of Outer Limits/Demon With a Glass Hand in the works. Wonder how Harlan Ellison feels about it.
Fri, 07:02: My guess is he’ll be grouchy all the way to the bank.

Fri, 07:07: Relevant to @mlp_Roseluck and @mlp_AppleJack. http://t.co/k567s4NGiK
Fri, 07:48: RT @MikeStackpole: Caution: Elves (in Iceland) http://t.co/07fSWeJI9Q
Fri, 07:52: Changing the Changes http://t.co/qZ1bIv2WoM
Fri, 09:08: RT @MikeStackpole: Spacetime Might Be a Superfluid, and That Could Help Explain Gravity http://t.co/gyr5vePZ77
Fri, 09:25: Doing dev sketches for the new collab project— wish I could show you! But that must wait until more is done. So I tease instead.
Fri, 09:26: I am “inheriting” the position of artist— the comic has an established, very pleasing look that I must attempt to emulate. Or at least fit.
Fri, 09:27: So, this is a good chance for me to broaden my artistic horizons. :)
Fri, 09:32: I have always wanted to be part of a comic creation team; one-upping and trying to impress the other creators makes a better project!
Fri, 09:32: Assuming you have a team that clicks, of course. ;)
Fri, 09:34: Hairless cats. Weird. //RT @Wilford_B_Wolf: For some reason, I imagine you saying that like Peter Venkmann.

Fri, 09:51: @totallynotshy Needs to do something with this image. http://t.co/vHsorrqLZl
Fri, 09:57: Ditto! //MT @chip_uni: #FF I've known @LadyRowyn for decades. She has always been intelligent, well-informed, and insightful. #FollowFriday
Fri, 10:01: Classic SJ Commission for KarmaKat: Suburban Jungle http://t.co/QDFb10q9nR
Fri, 10:25: It’s @mlp_Fluttershy Friday! http://t.co/aKzgzXR1yH
Fri, 11:17: Two pieces done! Takin’ an early lunch break.
Fri, 11:35: Holy crap this chicken broccoli alfredo is the saltiest thing ever. The salt flats of Monterey aren’t this salty.
Fri, 11:36: Opening a salt shaker and pouring it on your tongue only dreams of being as salty as this dish.
Fri, 11:45: The entire element of sodium is suing my lunch for infringement on trade.
Fri, 11:58: RT @SciencePorn: Brain activity after a 20 minute walk http://t.co/RnhhvLZY0i