John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
the_gneech

Fictionlet

"Oh, I found an answer to that question," Brigid said.

"And good day to you, Captain Out-of-Context," Greg replied. "Which question?"

"You remember a while back, I was wondering what the male equivalent of a 'fag hag' was?"

Greg winced. "I was hoping that had been merely a bad dream."

"Turns out the answer is 'lesbro,'" said Brigid.

"Don't tell me these things," said Greg.

"What's wrong with 'lesbro'?" she demanded. "It's a perfectly good slang term. Way better than 'fag hag.'" Greg merely gave a sort of soft whimper, and Brigid continued, "Typical, tho. The guys get a neutral or even guy-positive term, and the women get abuse."

"Excuse me," said Greg, "but I would very much like to be excused from the rest of this conversation now, please."

-The Gneech

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