My tweets

Tue, 12:12: RT @wayword: Gender and discourse markers. http://t.co/qZ1xJ6tIai
Tue, 12:28: Thanks, @laurierobey, I needed this SO badly today! https://t.co/ACAetSZ2W9
Tue, 12:35: RT @cleolinda: RT @miss_raej: A handy guide on when it is acceptable to catcall a woman, courtesy of @Playboy. Yes, really. http://t.co/X…
Tue, 13:16: RT @SarcasticRover: Mars only JUST got a zumba studio, that's how far away it is from Earth.
Tue, 13:22: Robert Mitchum singing “Drink the Coconut Water (I Cannot Get in America)” is strangely awesome. Thanks, @pandora_radio!
Tue, 13:49: It is an act of criminal negligence that the only “classic beach party movie” that @JoelGHodgson & crew ever took on was “Catalina Caper."
Tue, 13:51: “Party of Horror Beach,” ridiculous as it was, was an obscure entry at best, at the tail end of the genre.
Tue, 14:03: Actually, I like almost everything about Beach Party except for Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. XD Morey Amsterdam is awesome. :)
Tue, 14:07: Yes, that’s what I meant. :) Sorry! //RT @overanalyzation: Actually, "The Horror of Party Beach"
Tue, 14:14: Toenails, so many toenails! //RT @overanalyzation: Sorry to be so pedantic. It's just that the kids today don't know squat about sodium.

Tue, 14:27: RT @GeekTyrant: Honest Trailer for GHOSTBUSTERS http://t.co/SbkP9jqYMd by @JoeyPaur
Tue, 14:42: Every time Robert Cummings opens his mouth in this movie, I think of @foalpapers.
Tue, 15:15: I think the producer just got hit in the face with a pie.
Tue, 15:17: Sudden, surreal Vincent Price cameo!
Tue, 15:20: “The Pit! Bring me my pendulum babies, I wanna swing!” is going to haunt my nightmares.
Tue, 17:18: ...
Tue, 17:19: *sighs wistfully*
Tue, 19:03: RT @BirdCatOOC: he's the G to the N to the double E-C-H, and ain't nobody says aw yeah like him. he's Gneechilicous. (@the_gneech)
Tue, 22:03: RT @GoogleTipsFacts: Don't mistreat people with a lot of patience. When it runs out, they'll have a much harder time forgiving you.
Tue, 22:07: So, y’know, @mlp_Celestia is pretty much the best. Just sayin’.

Tue, 22:18: Gnite, my crisp and lovely tweeps. :) See you tomorrow!
Wed, 08:22: Potentially Unpopular Opinion: Lovecraft is reaching the “Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein” stage and will soon cease to work as horror.
Wed, 09:22: Phew. Planks are not my friend. Side-planks, forearm-planks, any of ‘em. They’re like the pushup’s punk brothers.
Wed, 09:23: Pushups are the worst; but planks are plenty bad!
Wed, 09:23: On the other hand, I could almost get through a full 20-second side-plank today. Progress is being made.
Wed, 09:24: Gneech II: The Buffening
Wed, 09:25: Nope! This sort. http://t.co/QCxaCS6TbT //RT @Wilford_B_Wolf: This sort of Plank? http://t.co/HNvUqWTJKn
Wed, 09:25: Like zactly that. //RT @DangerCoon: While in progress : The Suffering
Wed, 09:35: RT @LAJourno: Beverly Hills police say they regret handcuffing, detaining black film producer before Emmys: http://t.co/O6RpqAQkt6 http://…
Wed, 10:10: “Gravity is a harsh mistress.” -The Tick //RT @angille: it's like... I'm not even moving, why am I breathing hard?

Wed, 10:13: Cuddly walrus is cuddly! http://t.co/avQ4YDzzLg
Wed, 10:28: RT @NEligahn: Jon Stewart is back and in top form. // Race/Off http://t.co/1t6Gp9T4yK via @TheDailyShow
Wed, 10:49: If Cops Understood Crowd Psychology They’d Tone Down the Riot Gear http://t.co/8fVbRp4gOD In short, aggressive cops create a common enemy.
Wed, 11:03: RT @moscaddie: "i'm just playing devil's advocate!!" okay but could u do literally anything else like could u floss ur teeth have u called …
Wed, 11:03: RT @staypuft: THURS: National Ghostbusters Day FRI: Ghostbusters returns to theaters SAT: National Toasted Marshmallow Day SUN: MASS HYS…
Wed, 11:11: Of course, the problem with that article I posted is that “effective policing” is the lowest thing on the Ferguson cops’ priority list. :P
Wed, 11:24: RT @harrymccracken: I'm usually not crazy about funny error messages, but I like this one from Slack. http://t.co/Am6fLqE5OQ