- Fri, 13:06: #Dasher lives in a state of constant metaphysical pain, only alleviated during those brief moments in which he is chewing and swallowing.
- Fri, 13:07: Although even then he’s already dreaming of the next bite rather than enjoying the one in his mouth.
- Fri, 14:30: RT @HantaMouse: When an unexpected installer window popped up on my PC, my instinctive antivirus reaction was to unplug the PC and light it…
- Fri, 14:36: RT @MaraWritesStuff: Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what …
- Fri, 15:36: THIS JUST IN: Plunger don’t care what you put down there.
- Fri, 16:19: "Obama has consistently appeared as a man who brings a gun to a knife fight then inexplicably opts to use his fists." http://t.co/u1iBGyXhhn
- Sat, 00:11: Dammit bee, stop temping my tummy with the taste of nuts and honey!
- Sat, 00:11: …Sorry, I don’t know why I tweeted that.
- Sat, 00:11: I’ll just go to bed now. Gnite world, and have an awesome tomorrow.
- Sat, 11:36: .@ChrisPerkinsDnD Thank you for helping put the fun back in D&D! :) The touch of whimsy in 5E was one of the first things I noticed.
Thu, 12:23: In 500 years, people will remember me as “the child-proofed unicorn guy.” XD I suppose there are worse legacies. ;)…
Wed, 14:32: RT @ KilmoAardvark: Today is the only day you're allowed to post this https://t.co/LXK67iOTBX Wed, 14:32: RT @ GneechDraws:…
Tue, 12:09: RT @ BDaveWalters: Boost the signal, since whoever needs this probably won't ask for it https://t.co/DXHG4n1UNL Tue, 12:10:…