- Sun, 17:08: Seeing an ad for "low sodium salt". Imagining an empty shaker marked "please use sparingly."
- Sun, 17:14: Truth! https://t.co/NrO8voq0ll
- Sun, 22:56: RT @mlp_Rainbow: Okay, I pick Pants! Down with pants!
- Sun, 23:49: Cards Against Narrative Flow
- Mon, 00:02: On behalf of the #TwitterPonies, I would like to apologize to @DiscordLover.
- Mon, 10:22: RT @GeekGirlCon: Mary Wollstonecraft was an English writer, philosopher, and advocate of women's rights, and she was born today in 1759.
- Mon, 10:58: RT @ezraklein: The joke was that Obama wasn’t joking: http://t.co/voiteuTw6n