John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
the_gneech
  • Mood: annoyed
  • Music: Los Del Rio/Bayside Boys -- "Macarena"

Spanky, What Are You Smoking?

Okay, I tried moving Spanky the Wonder Scale downstairs to what should have been a flatter, more stable, and therefore more reliable surface, and he glomped onto the value of "286.5 lbs., 43% bodyfat." I've been 286 lbs. before, and I know that this ain't it.

This is really beginning to irritate me ... it may be time to show Spanky the door. It's like having a ruler made of super-stretch elastic ... you can only guess how right or wrong any measurement it makes is.

-The Gneech
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