John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
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THE LAME LIST

Or, "What's Weak This Week"



  1. People who look like they're going to yield, then go.


  2. Back pain.


  3. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on the floor.


  4. Anti-vaxxers.


  5. The Female Tax.


  6. Rhinovirus.


  7. Systemic oppression.


  8. Something halfway between a cough and a hiccup that leaves a bubble stuck halfway up your esophagus.


  9. A recurring itch on the bottom of your foot.


  10. The heat death of the universe.


-The Gneech
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