My tweets

Tue, 08:38: Shut Up and Don't Take My Money! https://t.co/MMftHY9mcB
Tue, 09:06: I designed banner ads for years. I feel your pain! https://t.co/dCHVn51AWY
Tue, 09:08: RT @ShitEdgeySays: (...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)
Tue, 11:08: RT @Piper_Thibodeau: Daily Paint #1259. Light Sabre-Tooth Tiger #StarWars https://t.co/Skxe0zWhM4
Tue, 11:08: RT @DocHackenbush: When you're lucky enough to capture the exact moment a frog engages its warp drive. https://t.co/jfiYBJ3ual
Tue, 11:10: RT @TheLitCritGuy: Shakespeare understood Twitter trolls better than anyone https://t.co/90scvxid5z
Tue, 12:31: Admittedly my grasp of Spanish is shaky at best, but doesn't "quesalupa" translate to "cheese wolf"? #TacoTuesday
Tue, 12:42: Um... I don't know...? https://t.co/eOKpTPVkci
Tue, 12:42: "There's barely any wolf IN this!" https://t.co/OmXqwfEYdE
Tue, 13:33: RT @EnmerkarOfBabel: As I've noted, ragging on furries because "YOU'RE NOT REALLY A FOX!" is like running up on a Broadway stage and yellin…

Tue, 13:33: RT @EnmerkarOfBabel: There's a big crevice between "truth" and "lies" called "the symbolic world" and it turns out to be a pretty warm, saf…
Tue, 15:11: Are you putting on a corset, or what, AJ? https://t.co/Hvnt0Gn6yz
Tue, 15:48: RT @ladygaga: Gaga x Ronson "Burning Down The House" by Talking Heads https://t.co/W8wdBahqqU
Tue, 16:11: RT @ApprovedNews6: Pressed for Comment on Lawsuit, Nameless Corporation's Deer-Headed Lawyers Respond With Eerie Warbling Drone Causing Nea…
Tue, 16:11: RT @DrJillStein: Edward @Snowden is a hero & not only should he be allowed to come home, but he should be brought home with a hero's welcom…
Tue, 16:14: RT @JAFMMpodcast: Star Wars meets Studio Ghibli!! #animation #starwars https://t.co/HEvtfu04e8
Tue, 16:33: RT @SamSykesSwears: If your book doesn't involve glowy swords, tender smooching, talking animals or all three, then it's bullshit and you g…
Tue, 16:34: In other news, yay ponies. <3
Tue, 18:01: RT @Kenson_Shimobe: A tribute to my internet life. May it never change. c: ♡ https://t.co/Emiso7AQKt
Tue, 22:01: What Twitter was made for. https://t.co/9pkkvMufom