- Tue, 12:40: I love it when people throw money at me! https://t.co/nDYswZbFb8
- Tue, 19:58: *flails* *falls over* *flails on the floor*
- Tue, 19:59: *spins around on the floor, flailing and going “Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!” like Curly Joe* https://t.co/aO0vVqVVEq
- Tue, 19:59: *splatters flailcheese all over @SeiferA* https://t.co/qJzjXnpzPW
- Tue, 20:00: RT @BeninaStern: the Washington Post cinematic universe: -ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN -THE POST
- Tue, 20:11: RT @OmarNajam: My son 🙋🏽♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what'…
- Tue, 20:12: RT @DisneyAnimation: 15 years ago today, we first dreamed of Solar Surfing. Happy anniversary to #TreasurePlanet! https://t.co/GayRFhvb0l
- Tue, 20:26: I am industrial-strength exhausted.