My tweets

Mon, 14:54: RT @Swaysco: Deploy the boy https://t.co/vu5VPcO4xi
Mon, 14:54: For the daytime crowd! https://t.co/VPRDkjSJgY
Mon, 14:59: What’s In Your Way? https://t.co/dB2fs4NPIl #coaching https://t.co/6hadTF5Tce
Mon, 15:27: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: AH WONDERFUL I SEE THE JOB APPLICATION HAS CHOSEN TO IGNORE MY BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED RESUME IN LIEU OF MAKING ME ENTER MY I…
Mon, 15:50: RT @akidearest: I can’t believe it...I’m... Mike I’m so sorry... Iiiiinnnn a video game?! https://t.co/rUVNDnoBV9
Mon, 15:51: RT @Jackalcakes: My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this coul…
Mon, 15:53: RT @jamesdnicoll: Dear apocalypse novel authors: note how the first instinct these drivers have to a bridge collapsing on the road ahead of…
Mon, 15:54: *bwaaaaang* o/` It’s been a haaaard daaaay’s night… o/` https://t.co/ZIRzzoa5kV
Mon, 16:44: RT @HashtagPurr: Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me: https://t.co/nC1uY8GTfE
Mon, 16:53: RT @Inkblitzer: I actually have more memories of going to KB Toys than Toys R Us! Hope they can pull it off! https://t.co/St1cagFhE2

Mon, 17:44: RT @sahluwal: For some reason the media is having difficulty saying this so I’ll do it for them: THERE IS A SERIAL BOMBER ON THE LOOSE IN…
Mon, 17:45: RT @FuzzWolf: I have actually had guests at my house who want to see “the FurPlanet room” and who have asked to buy something. Just sayin…
Mon, 17:46: RT @TDot_Babs: The best mass hysteria ever! Me and @Bootzworth showing off how bright we are! #FE2018 https://t.co/1o76ED37pk
Mon, 17:47: RT @OmnomThenom: Mornings at the squennec household with @SplatFennec (*flails* omg they kiss!) https://t.co/2trURgUSFi
Mon, 17:48: “Cold but with capitalism.” https://t.co/rdZGDjZ6m5
Mon, 17:51: RT @TheMarySue: We Cannot Wait for @TheCherryPicks, the Woman-Centric Answer to Rotten Tomatoes https://t.co/KtXnP9XlV5 https://t.co/6HL7vo…
Mon, 17:51: RT @TDot_Babs: There are bad people in this fandom, and sometimes those bad people come out on top, despite efforts to make the problematic…
Mon, 21:13: Finally got to see Real Genius in the theater, thanks to @AlamoDC. :) Fun fact: I am exactly the same age as protag… https://t.co/4LkJaiqYOi
Mon, 21:17: Another pre-movie bumper promoting Ready Player One. Every time I see anything about that movie I just think “Lord… https://t.co/A4feIXnES6
Mon, 21:25: RT @CuteEmergency: happy corgo running at full speed https://t.co/28I6rN3yHv

Mon, 22:27: RT @rstevens: i hope if i ever find out i have a week to live, i stand up for my convictions and spend the entire time railing about how mu…
Tue, 07:57: RT @BigHPrivateEye: I remember being in D.A.R.E. and our officer telling us "don't join a gang. you know who the biggest gang in town is? t…
Tue, 07:59: RT @ColsBols: FBI: spends decades tracking the every movement of civil rights activists also FBI: no idea how where to look for white supr…
Tue, 08:02: RT @fawfulfan: No shit. Political operatives circumvented Facebook's data policy to defraud users, and Facebook knew, but did nothing to wa…
Tue, 08:11: RT @OlPejeta: It is with great sadness that Ol Pejeta Conservancy and the Dvůr Králové Zoo announce that Sudan, the world’s last male north…
Tue, 08:28: Today’s Stand: This video. Just this video. https://t.co/BtcwktbH9e
Tue, 09:12: RT @big_ben_clock: BONG
Tue, 09:12: RT @WholesomeMeme: Credit @XplodingUnicorn https://t.co/dBpq29e171
Tue, 09:13: RT @DalekRusty: TRUMP continues to STEAL my TWEETING STYLE. SAD!!
Tue, 09:13: RT @chel_c_cam: I’ve been thinking a lot about how my glasses are an adaptive device. I can’t function the way I want/need to without them.…

Tue, 09:17: RT @foalpapers: Can we have an arc where they move from the former to the latter? I’m thinking of Marco from Star Vs. Starts embarrassed, e…
Tue, 09:20: My favorite episode of either show! https://t.co/fZjmdD4TxV
Tue, 09:21: RT @Morrus: Travel Through The Mists Of Akuma And Into New Worlds For #dnd 5E the Meiji – Punk post-apocalypse RPG setting you never knew t…
Tue, 10:02: RT @cFidd: Lousy Smarch weather report courtesy of @swear_trek https://t.co/UmNr1IeU6x
Tue, 10:03: RT @kensukethecat: Happy birthday to Rathanael on FA, here’s his vampire wolf looking stylish. https://t.co/HVidSXTUwG
Tue, 10:03: RT @PsychMovieFans: Here’s lookin’ at you PsychOs 🍍 https://t.co/MVt0NObJdz
Tue, 10:05: RT @tabbiewolf: @mikailborg *wavy fantasy lines as the scene changes* Imagine, if you will, a world where the makework was gone, and we all…
Tue, 10:05: RT @RoyalFamily: Congratulations Sir Ringo Starr! Today at Buckingham Palace, the Beatles drummer was honoured by The Duke of Cambridge fo…
Tue, 10:15: This kind of thing is one reason I prefer connected-but-smaller adventures instead of one giant tome. I can mix and… https://t.co/IOd45XX8g3
Tue, 10:36: Attn @mlp_Fluttershy: Don’t take this account literally. https://t.co/5sQWRsRGp5

Tue, 10:36: RT @deetygg: On this day, 90 years ago, a wonderful man was born. he came into your home EVERY DAY from a studio in #Pittsburgh. Took off h…
Tue, 10:36: RT @mattmfm: Washington state just passed a huge democracy reforms packing to make voting easier and more accessible: - Automatic Voter R…
Tue, 10:42: Sent my way by @Inkblitzer: How I Stopped Feeling Trapped In a Life I Didn’t Want https://t.co/zBZs825Coj (from @tinybuddha )
Tue, 10:49: RT @G_Padraic: Uhhh, so y'all remember that story about the AL sheriff who was using money meant to feed inmates to buy a swanky vacation h…