My tweets

Sun, 13:04: #DnD mini-rant of the day: What’s the deal with seven hundred different types of “evil killer maiden in the water”… https://t.co/YCA19DdgZ8
Sun, 18:04: Waitaminute, waitaminute. Told inspiring stories of heroic deeds? Chronicled the adventures of Thor and Loki? Spoke… https://t.co/BC3SN67PKT
Sun, 18:07: Bloop! https://t.co/UznTVePxGq
Sun, 18:11: The only real question now is, did @neilhimself know, and when did he know it? https://t.co/nem1ngBmZc
Sun, 18:26: RT @NitrateDiva: If you make a vampire movie and don't have at least 5 extreme close-ups of eyes, you are doing it wrong. #MST3KTurkeyDay h…
Sun, 18:28: RT @PatCunnane: I get that the President is a moron and the rake thing is bizarre, but I can’t help feeling like 1,000 missing Americans is…
Sun, 22:59: Welp, “Cry Wilderness” doesn’t make any more sense the second time around. #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:03: “Bang!” #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:14: “Um, darts don’t ricochet.” #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:18: Why isn’t Jim hugging the tiger and laughing yet? #CryWilderness #MST3KTurkeyDay

Sun, 23:20: There’s a lot of characters in here, for no apparent reason. #CryWilderness #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:22: My favorite thing about Season 13 was all the bumper covers of songs from the classic series. #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:25: “Help me, Spock.” #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:30: So, the badguy wandered off, screaming and clutching his face, and there were salt deposits? I feel like I missed s… https://t.co/9p0ihrxMdf
Sun, 23:33: There are so many things I don’t understand about this movie. #CryWilderness #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:38: Creepy Girl (The Love Theme from Catalina Caper) #MST3KTurkeyDay
Sun, 23:39: RT @joshlesnickart: This comic seems to be blowing up on tumblr again so I’ll repost it to twitter, why not! https://t.co/2l9AtZL0rh
Sun, 23:39: RT @insert_funny: @aa_altieri Hold up; we were promised a sneak peek at "THE GAUNTLET", so that's probably coming up next. #MST3K #MST3KTur…
Sun, 23:47: I hope they start the #MST3KTurkeyDay marathon over at the top, ‘cos I’m still drawing.
Sun, 23:50: Not gonna lie, the host segments with Joel and Jonah felt more than a little phoned in, but hangin’ with MSTies onl… https://t.co/RYYOIjU0f4

Mon, 00:07: Poo, no more #MST3KTurkeyDay marathon. But since I came in on Samson vs. The Vampire Women, I’ll just call that one… https://t.co/0PwUSYQ8gx
Mon, 01:33: My new book is called a new one thing I wanna do is not gonna lie to ya. https://t.co/RU0iuCFlWN
Mon, 02:40: Suburban Jungle: Charlie Cheeger, Exposition Boy https://t.co/vN8ygNgdex
Mon, 08:17: “No, my careless friend… we think it is YOU who will be thrown out!” –Magic Card Golem’s first words https://t.co/gBSJmxL69e
Mon, 08:19: Remember when games came with maps and props? I do. It was awesome. https://t.co/i071oHaKfS
Mon, 08:35: SPOILER ALERT: Yes, He-Man is a “magical boy” show. Transformation sequence and all. https://t.co/UKayln8n5r
Mon, 08:43: https://t.co/TYgg6vhQJM
Mon, 09:04: RT @AlkaniServal: @Huskyteer OOOOO-WHOA-OH! I'M A KITTY GURL IN A KITTY WU-UR-RLD CATNIP AND SCRATCHES IT'S PURR-TAST-IC! YOU CAN BRUSH…
Mon, 10:26: Life is short. https://t.co/yxg5wAzkrB
Mon, 10:27: Ping @multiclass_geek https://t.co/iKSs0auY38

Mon, 10:28: Nice job. https://t.co/zpzic23296
Mon, 10:46: True Love’s Poke With a Stick https://t.co/Nn8PdYhehE
Mon, 10:51: The Art of Saying No: Lessons from a Caregiver https://t.co/s1nf2Php1g c/o @tinybuddha
Mon, 10:53: RT @_youhadonejob1: It’s nearly that time again. https://t.co/wu8QnhyoVp
Mon, 10:57: Long-Lost Walt Disney “Oswald the Lucky Rabbit” Cartoon Has Finally Been Found https://t.co/xTUBf0trVt
Mon, 10:58: RT @seananmcguire: If you love happiness and love dancing and have time to watch a five-minute multi-fandom video, this made me smile today…
Mon, 10:58: Spaceships are now older than airplanes were when we flew our first spaceships. https://t.co/6e8zrvcP9X
Mon, 11:02: Jude Law I could see. Ewan McGregor I could see. Even Cumberbatch I could see. But Chris Pratt? Not unless he gets… https://t.co/3bvPbUgUOA
Mon, 11:06: .@mlp_Rarity, patron pony of all artists. <3 Even when she’s not a pony. >.> https://t.co/XtZRslTN20
Mon, 11:10: I have not. >.> I will rectify this. Vincent Price as The Saint sounds AMAZEBALLS. https://t.co/ERfjmHis9n

Mon, 11:16: RT @BookishLex: 'cobalt' is from German 'Kobalt' alteration of 'Kobold,' literally, "goblin" from Middle High German 'kobolt' from its occu…
Mon, 11:16: RT @walruslifestyle: who decided to call them diapers instead of blunderpants?
Mon, 11:18: What kind of day will we have today, Nick? https://t.co/8wTGCMaOck