My tweets

  • Sat, 11:24: And now, for no better reason than "because awesome," please enjoy opening titles for The Empire Strikes Back, in the style of Space: 1999 https://t.co/XSHBsMtSfq
  • Sat, 11:24: RT @funranium: Meanwhile, Omaha would like to remind you that the only thing better rubbing up on and licking shopping bags is sitting on t…
  • Sat, 11:52: "I am every Sith!" "I'm every Jedi!" "Iiiii'm every woooman...!" "I'm Spartacus!" "I'm Brian of Nazareth!" "I'm Slim Shady!" "No, I'm Slim Shady!" "I'm Brian and so's my wife!"
  • Sat, 11:53: RT @Mlp_yonayak: HELLOOOOOOO PONYVILLE! YONA JUST SHOUTING TO SAY EVERYCREATURE SHOULD HAVE A GOOD DAY! YOU TRYING BEST, AND THAT WHAT COUN…
  • Sat, 11:54: RT @waitbutwhy: You know how sometimes smart men ruin their own lives by making an incredibly ill-advised sexual decision? Tribalism works…
  • Sat, 11:57: RT @mimmymum: Great ad. Even better that the “we can always tell” got owned! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💕😂 https://t.co/O2DknjobBD
  • Sat, 11:58: RT @dstears_art: Little pic of Pear Butter drawn for Mother's Day and posted on uh <checks calendar>... armed forces day. Thank you for you…