John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
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Just One of Those Days, by Weird Al Yankovic

Got to work late
'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out
and everybody's disgusted
'cause it's one of those days
It's just one of those days

I lost one of my
socks in the drier
I can't find my wallet
and my hair is on fire
Just one of those days
It's just one of those days

I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
A big swarm of locusts is following me
There's not even anything good on TV!
It's just one of those days
It's just one of those days

Left all of my Beatles records
out in the sun
Got a Coke bottle stuck
on the end of my tongue
It's just one of those days
Gonna be one of those days

The Nazis tied me up
and covered me with ants
And I spilled toxic waste
on my brand new pants
Just one of those days
Ever have one of those days?

The bank called me up
and told me I'm overdrawn
Some freaks are burnin' crosses
out on my front lawn
And I can't believe it,
all the "Cheetos" are gone!
It's just ... Just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days

The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone
Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alone
Shouldn't have got up this mornin', shoulda known
It's just one of those days
It's just one of those days

A 747
crashed into my den
And there's nothing but "tater tots"
for dinner again
It's just one of those days
Nevermind, it's just one of those days

A big steamroller
just ran over my mom
I cut myself shaving
and they're dropping the bomb
It's just one of those days
That's all, it's just one of those days

Then late at night
just before I go to bed
The world blows up
and now everybody's dead
You just can't deny it it's just like I said
Just...Just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
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