John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
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Right, Stop That! It's Got SILLY!

Inspired by a thread on the SJ message board and assisted by The Dialectizer...

Zee Ster-Spungled Bunner

O sey, cun yuoo see-a
by zee devn's ierly leeght
Vhet su pruoodly ve-a heeel'd
et zee tveelight's lest gleemeeng?

Vhuse-a brued streepes und breeght sters
thru' zee pereeluoos feeght
Oo'er zee remperts ve-a vetch'd
vere-a su gelluntly streemeeng?

Und zee ruckets' red glere-a
zee bumbs boorsteeng in eur
Gefe-a pruuff thru' zee neeght
thet oooor fleg ves steell zeere-a

Oo sey, dues thet ster-spungled bunner
yet vefe-a
Oo'er zee lund ooff zee free-a
und zee hume-a ooff zee brefe-a?

Oon zee shure-a deemly seee
thru' zee meests ooff zee deep
Vhere-a zee fue's hooghty hust
in dreed seelence-a repuses

Vhet is thet vheech zee breeze-a
oo'er zee tooereeng steep
Es it feetffoolly bloos, helff cunceels,
helff deescluses?

Noo it cetches zee gleem
ooff zee murneeng's furst beem
In fooll glury refflected
noo sheenes oon zee streem:

'Tees zee ster-spungled bunner:
Oo, lung mey it vefe-a
Oo'er zee lund ooff zee free-a
und zee hume-a ooff zee brefe-a!

Und vhere-a is thet bund
vhu su foonteengly svure-a
Thet zee hefuc ooff ver
und zee bettle's cunffooseeun

A hume-a und a cuoontry
shuoold leefe-a us nu mure-a?
Zeeur bluud hes vesh'd oooot
zeeur fuool fuutsteps' pullooshun.

Nu reffooge-a cuoold sefe-a
zee hureleeng und slefe-a
Frum zee terrur ooff fleeght
oor zee gluum ooff zee grefe-a:

Und zee ster-spungled bunner
in treeoomph dut vefe-a
Oo'er zee lund ooff zee free-a
und zee hume-a ooff zee brefe-a.

Oo thoos be-a it ifer vhee
free-a-mee shell stund
Betveee zeeur luf'd hume-a
und zee ver's desuleshun;

Blest veet feect'ry und peece-a,
mey zee heef'n-rescooed lund
Preeese-a zee Poo'r thet het mede-a
und preserf'd us a neshun!

Zeen cunqooer ve-a moost,
vhee oooor coose-a it is joost,
Und thees be-a oooor muttu:
"In Gud is oooor troost!"

Und zee ster-spungled bunner in
treeoomph shell vefe-a
Oo'er zee lund ooff zee free-a
und zee hume-a ooff zee brefe-a!

Bork, bork, bork!


-The Gneech
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