HEEEEEEEEEEY!!! It's your BIIIIRTHDAAAAY! That means it's time for the BIRTHDAY SONG!!!
OOOOhhh, happy birthday, happy birthday!
Hope you don't resent it!
Open up your present!
Just for you, just for you!
*Scumbag the Birthday Clown disappears in a huge puff of smoke, leaving a box with a big green ribbon with yellow polka dots; bauske opens the box and WHOMP! gets a vanilla custard pie in the face!*
bauske: "Damn you, Scumbag the Birthday Clown! I'll get you next time! Neeeeext tiiiiime!"