HEEEEEY! It's your BIIIIIIRTHDAAAAY!
That means it's time for THE BIRTHDAY SONG!!!
Happy birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Hope you don't resent it!
Open up your present!
Just for you! JUST FOR YOU!
*Scumbag disappears in a giant POOF! of funky salmon-orange smoke, leaving behind a great big box with a lime green ribbon. kheetor84 tugs the ribbon revealing ... a dozen kittens and puppies! D'Awwwwww! And they're piddling on the rug! D'Awwwwwww!*