the_gneech 🙃weird

Saddle Up, Spanky!

The other day I was sitting around eating my cereal and I thought, "This isn't as good as Space Ghost: Coast to Coast! It's not fortified with the vitamins and minerals that the average episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast has. Why am I eating this stuff???"

Watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast on the one-and-only Cartoon Network! It's better than cereal!

-The Gneech

PS: All the above is a lie. It's a transcription of a commercial that is on the DVD of "Cartoon Planet" that laurie_robey is making from our old taped episodes of that brilliant but lost show. Nowadays, Cartoon Network is but a shadow of the greatness it once had. I hang my head in sorrow.