Speaking of which, vlad_badger informs me that the Prime Minister of Romania is offering to sleep with reporters' wives and girlfriends to prove he isn't gay. If that doesn't make you giggle uncontrollably, I don't know what will. I particularly like the newspaper's response. Now THAT'S Gut Journalism! ;)
Finally, this is for praeriedog, to help him further scare his roommates: from linguaphiles, Words That Do Not Rhyme.
PS: Am I the only person who can't write the word "chromosomes" without thinking of Inspector Kemp and darts flying everywhere? Am I the only person who even knows what I'm talking about?