Smart-Alecry

One of the facilities types here in our office, like me, is a former Starbucks barista. Unlike me, however, she is also a coffee snob. So instead of taking the free stuff offered up by The Vendor People, she's brought in her own lil' Mr. Coffee clone and the brew of her choice to make in it. She's put a little sign on it that says, "This is Larisa's coffee. Please do not drink it or throw it away."

I told the receptionist today that I wanted to put a post-it note on there that said, "Can we brush our teeth with it?" She immediately snerked and said, "Yeah, you just want to put something, don't you?"

Gotta keep your mind working any way you can, around here!

-The Gneech