"Well, by a roundabout series of phone calls and vague threats of bodily harm, I eventually got the e-mail address of that reviewer," Greg said. "And I sent him what I thought was a quite polite but firmly-worded missive to the effect that his review of Retrograde Maneuvers was the bunk."
"Oh yes?" said Brigid, stifling a yawn. "And...?"
"Well, he wrote back and told me that I was being neurotic. Then he started talking about Steve Martin."